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Reading lengthens the trip to the toilet with no physical benefit. It keeps the body in a straining position, even though the process is already done.
The toilet as a retreat. A book, a phone, some quiet. Sitting until you’re “done,” no matter how long that takes. Focus turned inward, distraction turned outward.
A bowel movement is a reflex, not a process with entertainment value. Once the gut is empty, the body keeps sitting anyway. The weight keeps pressing on the pelvic floor and the vessels in the anal area. The angle stays unfavorable, the pressure constant. Reading delays getting up and interrupts the body’s feedback: process complete.
“It’s relaxing.” Relaxation changes nothing about the mechanical strain.
“I need the time.” The gut doesn’t work more slowly because you read.
“It’s my moment of quiet.” Quiet doesn’t justify a bad posture.
“Everyone does it.” Common doesn’t mean functional.
Reading turns the toilet from a functional spot into a lounge. The body pays for it with unnecessary pressure and a bad habit.
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