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Because dry paper doesn't remove wet mess. The body works by physics, not by culture.
That toilet paper is enough. That a "clean feeling" is achieved after a few wipes. That anything else is excessive, embarrassing, or unnecessary.
Stool residue is moist, greasy, and clings to skin and hair. Dry paper shifts this residue around; it doesn't dissolve it. On top of that, friction irritates the skin and spreads germs. The lingering feeling of not being clean isn't a psychological problem, but a mechanical one.
"More paper helps."
It increases the friction, not the cleaning.
"Butt wipes solve the problem."
They clean better, but often leave surfactants and preservatives on the skin.
"It's just a feeling."
The feeling corresponds to actual residue.
"That's just how it's done."
The habit is cultural, not functional.
The body signals correctly when cleaning is incomplete. The problem isn't your butt, but the method.
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